Shake Those Puppies Free! {originally posted Tuesday, June 1, 2010}

I never had a problem with them until recently.
They catch everything like a shelf.

Clothes today don't make enough room for them.

I’m trying to talk about the girls, and their mission to make my life miserable. I remember thinking to myself, "I wish I had bigger ones! bigger is better!" bigger is not better! bigger is annoying-er and more painful walking down stairs in the morning. wearing a dress that does not require a bra is completely out of the question, and I just found that my sports bra doesn't quite cut it. women are all about getting the bigger enhancements but I find it so hard to find clothes [dresses specifically] that fit the puppies free and out in the world!
I went dress shopping last weekend for a wedding I’m going to on Friday, and I LOVED this dress at H&M and it fit pretty well. [which I was totally excited about because that means I’m finally getting rid of some of that winter padding I’ve been accumulating over the last couple months.] the problem? the girls were a bit squished and flattened and it just looked awkward and didn't fit. [terribly upset because it was the biggest size of that dress offered in the store] but fashion is designed for girls with no chest!! or girls who don't care about keeping them in their shirt. I don't know about you, but my girls don't speak or understand English so for someone to talk directly to them is quite pointless.

SOOOOOO I found a dress at another store, but I can't tell you how hard it was to find a dress that didn't leave anything to the imagination. AND being chestier means lower cut tops look skankier than they would on a girl not as endowed. I like v neck t shirts but the shape is like an arrow pointing straight to the centre of the girls. I personally thing the collarbone is one of the most beautiful part of a body, but no one can see it if your cleavage starts at your throat. not saying mine does...but sometimes it feels like it.
Be careful what you wish for girls...big boobs don't go back to how they used to be...losing weight just deflates them. too much? HAHA! nah.
nom! nom! nom!

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